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Engelke

1. Noun: A person (male or female) who can finish off an entire 17 inch burrito by himself, plan a perfect escape mid-bank robbery, and chew through curium at critical mass, but for the love of him/her struggle greatly with simple tasks such as remembering where he/she put his/her keys.

2. Verb: To yell out "killa" in a highly inappropriate place, such as a Whole Foods or a showing of the movie "Constantine".

3. Adjective: An odd, yellowish/green hue.
1. Sam: God dude, what did I do with my wallet? ... You gonna finish that pizza?

Bryce: Dude, you're such an engelke

2. Carlo: My girlfriend engelked during the Chick Corea concert yesterday and got us both kicked out

3. Matt: Ohh, dude. I feel kind of sick.

Max: You're looking a bit engelke, dude. Maybe you shouldn't have eaten that shrimp.
by Dionarapthevicious April 15, 2009
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england

England is the best place ever, it is home to the Queen, schools not being shooting ranges, tea, big ben and so much more. Just a wonderful city.
by Papa Keem July 27, 2017
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England

I hate england it sucks i hate \it they have terrible hygiene and shrvg teeth they smell leiekew a poopy
England fucking sucks
by Duckmaster29075 November 2, 2021
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the business of which one is engaged

(Soldier In wartime)- The business of which one is engaged always carries the high probability of death.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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Englandblade

Imagine a drunken Lansdowner and you`re 10% of the way to an Englandblade. Nouse, wit, banter, humour, knowledge, sarcasm, and the, are all words that an Englandblade doesn`t know the meaning of. Sharp objects, household detergents and Internet access are all things that shouldn`t be left in reach of an Englandblade. If you ever meet an Englandblade be nice to him, pat his head, wipe the dribble from his chin, and ask him if he wants a Rusk.
A typical example of Englandblade speak. "dont think so wise,phedophile i know you :wanker:"
by Wise & mr L. May 13, 2004
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engely

Engely is an angel from heaven with an E. She will suck your titties and ride you into the sunset.
My friend Engely goes undefined and this is the perfect definition.
by alicianox September 18, 2017
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enal

Shooting someone's ass with an airsoft gun
2mad: 3, 2, 1, enal
by pakistan gaming April 11, 2021
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