Door Duty

1. Something or someone that controls what enters or exits
2. An anus or vagina
3. A person using a prophylactic

Chris: I had great sex last night
Joe: Cool!
Chris: Don't worry, I had a condom on door duty

by Two Spoon Destroyer November 18, 2020

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Nacho Duty

Ice hockey terminology; when a hockey player is on a team's active roster and perfectly healthy but for whatever reason the coach decides not to put them in the lineup for a game

"Is Ryan Reaves playing tonight?"

"No, tonight Reaves will be on nacho duty for his 18th consecutive game."

by WeS.CiDeR June 10, 2022

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Duties

Shitting out your uppity Jew lies and stealing other people's shit upto and including rights in the name of your kids.

Hym "Nah, I am not doing any duties until I get the credit I deserve and my fucking grievance is remediated and I CAN PROVE you are not protecting your kids by doing this and I can do it today. So, fuck your kids. You're delusional about being the fucking duty-man. The threat to you kids isn't greater than the threat this poses to me and their lives aren't more important than mine."

by Hym Iam September 4, 2025

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Call of duty

Every person that does this will never have sex in their live, the old name if this game was ("if you play thg is shitty ass game you will never touch a woman"

Call of duty is shit

by anonymous May 30, 2021

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Call of Duty

The game you play when you’re depressed, or have nothing better to do.

Bill: “hey do you play Call of Duty”
Jerald: I’ve played it before but it just kinda gets old after an hour or two of playi...
Bill: “yeah it a pretty great game, you should play it sometime. It only cost 60$ and about 15$ per new DLC. I would highly recommend it really deep and dramatic campaigns. Did I tell you about my guns yet?”

by Fleatings May 8, 2020

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