Josh Duty

The act of staying sober during a night out so that you can look after a friend who is paralytically drunk and is most likely to vomit everywhere.

On josh duty tonight, not looking forward. Gonna get messy

Taking a hit for the team tonight #joshduty

by Bad-man riddim May 1, 2014

call of duty

a place where you can get called a n-word, get quick-scoped. ect. but its also a place made by activision who are gay for keep on making that gay game GO PLAY FORTNITE NIGGAS!!!!!

me?:yo what you playing?

him: call of duty

me: that gay ass game? why not fortnite

him; that the real gay game

me; get out of my house.

by chip dip dick tickler January 31, 2023

lime duty

The art of cutting limes to a perfect shape and size to fit a Corona bottle.

Mark- “Yo Burjak, want to take pictures this week?”
Burjak- “Sorry bro, I’m staying with the wife and kids, I’m on lime duty cause its Rona season.”

by Burjak December 17, 2019

dick duty

Dick duty is a role given to someone who is watching to see when someone gets an erection. They usually try to sit at eye level with the target.

Jade: Hey, can someone go on dick duty for Mark?
Derek: Ya let me pull up a chair in front of him.

by your_favorite_enemy February 23, 2024

Call of duty

A game for 8 year olds to shoot at their own team and cry when older and actually experienced players correct them.

8 year old’s mother: get off the call of duty and help do the dishes!

by Skrr skrr bodak yellow March 15, 2018

Call of Duty

A game Duggie from SML plays all the time.

Duggie: BAP! BAP! BAP! BAP! Ooo I luv playin my cal uv dootus.
Marvin: Alright Duggie, I’m gonna watch TV.
Duggie! But Marvin I wanna play ma cals uf dutus.
Marvin: Duggie, you can play Call of Duty later.
Duggie: Fine fowk!
*black ops Cold War ad plays*
Marvin: OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN!!!
*eas alert plays*
EAS: THIS IS NOT A TEST! REPEAT! THIS IS NOT A TEST! THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN TRANSMITTED FROM DUGGIE! MARVIN PLEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!
*eas alert ends*
Duggie: i wan da nu galla dootis
Marvin: NO DUGGIE!!!

by Not_Ceehny May 21, 2021

lime duty

The art of cutting limes to a perfect shape and size to fit the tip of a Corona Bottle.

Mark- “Hey Burjak, what you want to do this weekend?”
Burjak- “sorry bro can’t link, I’m on lime duty for the boys, its Rona season.”

by Burjak December 17, 2019