Douchebag Medic

The term Douchebag Medic arrived with the video game series Battlefield most notably Battlefield Bad Company 2. This is what a player is called when he is a Medic that runs into a fire fight to revive someone only to have them get killed again! The real douchebag medics are the ones who can revive you many times getting themselves points and not dying. Where as you die needlessly in the fire fight! The rule of thumb is kill the enemy then revive the guys on the ground you douche bag!
Douchebag Medic just revived me ten times in a row with the same guy killing me before I can move!
by WWADDICT July 19, 2011
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douchebag

Mark gets all the girls and is pretty buff, what a douchebag.
by pampampuu July 2, 2010
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AP Douchebag

A Douchebag of the highest caliber. Normally, these people take AP classes but don't help at all, so they are dubbed douchebags.
Dylan, you got that part wrong. Stop being such an AP douchebag.
by Mini Wheats November 30, 2006
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douchebag syndrome

When men ask stupid questions and do not think about the question before spewing it out of their mouths ... This is called douchebag syndrome.
BF: "Are you Jealous of Her?"
GF: "Oh, shut up. Douchebag."

To cure douchebag syndrome, kick the man in the balls. Then, like the theory of Operant Conditioning, if a man gets kicked in the balls enough times when he says stupid comments, he should no longer say stupid comments for fear his balls will be kicked.
by mandypeaches August 25, 2012
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Dank Douchebag

Someone who only smokes dank and detests reggie fags
Evan: "Bro, did you smell that smoke?"
Fabio: "Yeah, gross, smells like reggie. I'll never even taste reg for i am a dank douchebag"
by reggiefag November 12, 2011
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Douchebag Moment

When you are normally not a douchebag type but for a split moment act like a douchebag.
Guy 1: I am hungry and haven't had almost anything today.

Guy 2: Well for breakfast i had breakfast pizza with country gravy sause, cheese, eggs, bacon and biscuit crust. For lunch i had a sandwich wrap. For dinner, i went to a chinese buffet. And now i'm eating nachos.

Guy 1: Dude stop, you're making me even more hungry, you dick.

Guy 2: Sorry, i was going through a Douchebag Moment

Guy 1: Oh ok.
by Gamerlives April 24, 2014
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Douchebag shirt

A short with the sleeves cut off, and cut down the sides to reveal your average tool's chest
i hate going to the gym because every tool is wearing a douchebag shirt
by Goatish February 1, 2015
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