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twittle dicking 

My husband and I are late for a wedding because we wont stop twittle dicking around.

duck dicking 

/duc-dih-king/

Middle Minnesotian: from Incorrect Old English
1) To be screwed in a particularly circuitous fashion, usually with no legitimate purpose or reason. "I don't like being duck dicked around by defense counsel."
2) A corkscrew shaped weapon, usually easily defeated with reason and by mentally and physically superior beings (usually women). "His duck dick doesn't intimidate me."
Enough duck dicking around, let's get to the point.
duck dicking by Duck D. Grey-Duck September 26, 2017

Jelly Dicking 

When you are just fucking around on a normal sortie.
That dumb ass was just jelly dicking around!
Jelly Dicking by I-dickery May 6, 2018

Country Docking 

The act of inserting one individual's penis into the urethra of another individual, for the purpose of sexual stimulation and pleasure. The foreskin of the receiving penis is then stretched snugly over the other individual's genitals. Considered a very high-risk/high-reward sexual maneuver.
Jack: hey John why are you limping?
John: I got into some country docking with Nick last night, and now my dick is on fire!
Country Docking by SebiBaby May 27, 2018

rubber docking 

When 2 guys are only wearing condoms, and make their penises kiss.

triple dicking

Is when three guys gets there dicks out of there pants and starts bamping them on each others dick-ends with the force of an elephant until two of the dicks gets inside one of the dick's urethra or urinaly gland and repeat the same stapes until it happens to all three of them .
OMG Daniel Radcliffe ,Dane Dehaan and Harry Potter are Triple Dicking
triple dicking by 2-Cool June 14, 2018