Douchebag Medic

The term Douchebag Medic arrived with the video game series Battlefield most notably Battlefield Bad Company 2. This is what a player is called when he is a Medic that runs into a fire fight to revive someone only to have them get killed again! The real douchebag medics are the ones who can revive you many times getting themselves points and not dying. Where as you die needlessly in the fire fight! The rule of thumb is kill the enemy then revive the guys on the ground you douche bag!

Douchebag Medic just revived me ten times in a row with the same guy killing me before I can move!

by WWADDICT July 18, 2011

douchebag

Attractive male whom you are jealous of.

Mark gets all the girls and is pretty buff, what a douchebag.

by pampampuu June 29, 2010

AP Douchebag

A Douchebag of the highest caliber. Normally, these people take AP classes but don't help at all, so they are dubbed douchebags.

Dylan, you got that part wrong. Stop being such an AP douchebag.

by Mini Wheats December 01, 2006

douchebag syndrome

When men ask stupid questions and do not think about the question before spewing it out of their mouths ... This is called douchebag syndrome.

BF: "Are you Jealous of Her?"
GF: "Oh, shut up. Douchebag."

To cure douchebag syndrome, kick the man in the balls. Then, like the theory of Operant Conditioning, if a man gets kicked in the balls enough times when he says stupid comments, he should no longer say stupid comments for fear his balls will be kicked.

by mandypeaches August 25, 2012

Douchebag Pic

The male equivalent of the "sexy mirror pic" resulting in attention from girls, look as much of a douche/jock as possible.

Jim: Wow he is flexing his muscles in a tight wife beater to get the girl's attention....

Rob: Wow he took a Douchebag Pic.

by Formithis May 26, 2013

Douchebag shirt

A short with the sleeves cut off, and cut down the sides to reveal your average tool's chest

i hate going to the gym because every tool is wearing a douchebag shirt

by Goatish February 02, 2015

Dank Douchebag

Someone who only smokes dank and detests reggie fags

Evan: "Bro, did you smell that smoke?"
Fabio: "Yeah, gross, smells like reggie. I'll never even taste reg for i am a dank douchebag"

by reggiefag November 12, 2011