crusty labia

normally what happens when you grow old, or your just a dirty whore with a drying problem...

"ew... that girl was nasty... she had crusty labia like woah..."
"dude thats my mom!"
"ya so?"
"dude your such a salkys..."

by Z3r0 March 14, 2003

crusty jugaller

When a women licks crusty jiz off a mans balls.

Dude that chick totally just gave a crusty jugaller.

by NickEremias April 8, 2008

crusty porcupine

when a male homo-sapian rubs his sexual organ (the disco stick) causing seminal fluids to flow through his semenal vessels which leaves him ejaculating all over his dreadlock-like pubic hair and dosn't "clean up his mess" the semen then hardens to form a frosty and flaky-like coating over his pubic hair and creating what is known as a crusty porcupine.

joseph was watching darius his partner bend over in a too-too and then joe jerked off causing him to cum, he then fell asleep and the next morning he woke up to an early christmas suprise; the crusty porcupine.

by creepy grandad from sector E May 3, 2011

Crusty sock

A crusty fucking bitch who has bad breath and likes to be pissed on. Slightly into fingers in the bum and he has a wee lil dick. No homo

Zach is such a crusty sock

by 420ur69mum April 9, 2017

Crusty Slug

The trail left by cum that was not fully wiped up

Ew what is on your skin? Oh thats just the crusty slug, I didn't shower after last night.

by threepotatoes December 4, 2016

Crusty Memes

Are older memes that are not funny anymore. Theses memes are usually used by people very new in meme viewing and have seen older memes and thought they were funny.

Look at all these crusty memes

by Bman111 April 25, 2017

crusty potato

When you take a crap on a pillow and smear a person's face around in it. Then you force the person to let it harden on their face.

Dude, I don't think i can sleep in a bed anymore, that crusty potato ruined it for me.

by sshhaawwttaayyy January 6, 2010