cougar eggs

The act of preforming oral sex on an older woman that is having her period, but she is older so the eggs are rarer and harder to find.

Bro, you wanna go get some breakfast.

"Nah, I'm still full from them cougar eggs I ate last night"

by Mcribbles May 31, 2022

Cougar Remoras

A small homosexual man who is dependent on an older and much larger female host for survival.

I saw a Cougar Remoras eating caviar and flirting with the waiter while his cougar host was distracted sucking the brains out of a lobster.

by Webastards July 13, 2023

cougar life

(based on the internet site (cougarlife.com)

a life based on hedonism and immorality

If you want to know what a cougar life is you can ask Gary Ridgway

by Sexydimma November 24, 2013

Cougar bait

A young male between 18 and 22 who is considered prime meat by carnivorous (agressive) or cougar

Guy to friend: laugh it up cougar bait, your next, See those women the secind we leave your prey!

by Theamazinggeek May 6, 2018

Cougarism

The practice of undergrad people marrying far older women or financial needs (sugar mommy) or sexual intimacy. This is usually illegal but practiced in various parts of the Western Hemisphere and some parts of India.

My mom practices cougarism

by Boom Flex August 8, 2018

arabian cougar

Having sex on a thorn bush, so that when you're done it appears you have been attacked by a cougar

Her and I did the Arabian Cougar last night, check out my scratches.

by IheartGapeHorn April 22, 2014

cougar's life

( from the internet site cougarslife.com): a life based on hedonism and sexual immorality

For a cougar's life experience, go see Hugh Hefner or Bernie Maddoff

by Sexydimma March 9, 2017