Cold Jew

Not necessarily a Jewish person, although they seem to be the best examples. When a business person is giving you a PR facade and your comments strike a nerve having to do with his money or personal life. He (or she) then switches to a cold administrator quoting chapter and verse of regulations.

Trump was getting real chummy talking golf, till I mentioned his tax returns, boy, did I get the Cold Jew then! I swear I heard a voice behind me chanting: 'Thou art only a Goy'

by Glansolo July 28, 2017

The Cold Feeling

The feeling you get when your arm hair raises, your skin feels cold and you insides feel hot, followed by painful diarrhea/bowel movement, sometimes hot.

"Ohh God! I have the Cold Feeling, and I have to use the bathroom"

by ActuallyVenus March 18, 2017

house-colding

Similar to a house-warming but, a party celebrating the move out of an old home.

Friend 1: "When do you move out?"
Friend 2: "Next week. My house-colding is tonight, you should come!"

by nekminett April 22, 2018

cold meat

dick

wow I'm hungry for some cold meat

by l8r sk8r November 21, 2017

cold oatmeal

What psychopath would eat cold oatmeal

Bob: hey person 1, person 2 was caught eating cold oatmeal.

Person1: disgusting what type of person would do that

by IHateOatmeal August 10, 2021

Cold Brew

Helene’s drink that brings all the boys to the yard.

Landon: Helene’s cold brew brings all the boys to the yard.
Helene: I know it does, it’s so good.

by Fuel483slow June 6, 2022

Luke Cold

Its literally fucking barely cold liquid.

"Bruh this mocha is luke cold."

by BiggieCheeseJr. April 12, 2020