(On the internet) Content that fails to interest visitors into clicking on a link to a particular website. This is usually due to the excessive usage of clickbait, or from completely misunderstanding the needs of the audience.
by _e July 9, 2018

Dave: What was that link in that email you sent me yesterday?
Mike: It was a link to our wedding website.
Dave: Oh, I didn't click on it because I have link clicking aversion.
Mike: It said in the subject line that it was our wedding website and the email came from me. What is wrong with you?
Dave: I have a problem, I'm seeing someone
Mike: It was a link to our wedding website.
Dave: Oh, I didn't click on it because I have link clicking aversion.
Mike: It said in the subject line that it was our wedding website and the email came from me. What is wrong with you?
Dave: I have a problem, I'm seeing someone
by stlhoosier December 18, 2012

by adasadasdadaasg October 30, 2021

Viruses, Malware and other Invasive or Data Collecting Files that are attached to links* provided by users in online forums and social media. (Reddit, FB, X, Quora etc.)
*Includes Click Crabs contracted from the websites or anything associated with the link.
*Includes Click Crabs contracted from the websites or anything associated with the link.
"I was on Reddit last week just lurking around r/sluttysingles. Not being a creepy prevert and definitely not "abusing the primate" (yea right... Prevert!)... I "accidently" clicked a link in one of the posts and I got the Click Crabs! Now My email and phone never stop. My computer keeps crashing and I have 238 friend requests from gorgeous young women on FB that need help flying home cuz grandma is sick.
by 88888889999999 March 27, 2024

A fierce online competition where numerous people rapidly attempt to secure limited items, such as event tickets, exclusive merchandise, or online deals, often resulting in website crashes and frustration.
I tried to get tickets for the concert, but the click war was insane—everything sold out in seconds!
by azoto360 February 27, 2025

When your cock slips off your computer mouse and briefly rubs over the piece of balsa wood that you use as a mouse pad and in turn gives your penis tip a splinter
I can not describe how pleasant the click splinter was and how unpleasant my mom's mexican wedding planner can be and is
by CrippleDOGS January 6, 2011

Also known as "dead clicking" is when a person has too much energy but not enough brain power, and starts rapidly clicking (2 or more times in succession) in the same area of the screen instead of saving clicks and keypresses for intelligent and productive actions.
dumb clicking
Fanboi 1: Wow that LoL pro is spamming left Clic leik crayZ
Fanboi 2: League of Legends is a dumb game for dumb people so I'm not surprised how many dumb clicks per minute these guys are pulling
Fanboi 1: oof
Fanboi 1: Wow that LoL pro is spamming left Clic leik crayZ
Fanboi 2: League of Legends is a dumb game for dumb people so I'm not surprised how many dumb clicks per minute these guys are pulling
Fanboi 1: oof
by NYCDIESEL March 31, 2020
