Christopher

A bitch

Christopher is a bitch

by Ykjss November 20, 2023

Christophe

The best person on the planet, tall with even higher IQ and massive dick. Flippin sexy, great kisser and better fucker

Girl 1: Last night I had absolute shit sex

Girl 2: Mine was amazing, I had a Christophe.

by Be friends with Christophe December 9, 2021

Dirty Christopher

When you staple your balls to a Christmas tree in an old folk’s home and shout “CHRISTMAS IS COMING” every 25 minutes

Named after the legendary Christopher Forde

“Did you hear he did a Dirty Christopher last night?”

by fhddhffjdfh November 20, 2024

Christopher

Christopher is a very funny guy, when you get to meet this man he can seem strange. But he is very funny, goofy, and extremely sensitive. He is an awesome partner, and will be respectful toward women. He is a soul with a lot of love to give. Christopher has anger issues but that's only when you say rude stuff and talk crap He will also be your forever partner in crime

Cheers to the people out there that are named Christopher

by TheunkownMaker March 15, 2023

Christopher

A certified coglionazzo, grand master of professional bucchinarism. He loves horror movies not because he understands them, but because he screams like a nonna in menopausa at the first jumpscare.
His only real skill? Talking to you in Napoletano even if you don’t understand a single cazzo. Basically, he’s like Google Translate but broken and from Napoli.
He can’t do niente useful in life, but at least he fails with passion: a smiling disaster.

Example:
– “Christopher, can you help me with this?”

– “Ué, frà, t’aggia spiegà ‘O Shining!”

by gattttttto September 5, 2025

A Christopher in Alabama

A fagg0t that is situated in Alabama

Normal ducking person: “hello how are ya?”
Chris the f4g 👨🏻: “FIFI!!”
Normal ducking person: “uhh…”

That would be considered a normal conversation with a Christopher in Alabama

by Hey_oh March 16, 2024

Christopher

Christopher is usually a fourth grader that is way more dirty minded than he should be.

Christopher: 5 inches deep in your mom

by Christian Urban Dictionary June 8, 2022