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chocolate shamrocks

A group of gentlemen, usually a group of four, who are each themselves a bad man and receive pum pum on the daily.
guy 1: 'look its the chocolate shamrocks'
guy 2: 'damn I wish I had that much pum pum'
by choccy sham H June 5, 2018
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Dark Chocolate

A phrase that has no meaning but can be used to fuck with your friends
Sam: Did you get dark chocolate last night?
Nic: What the FUCK is dark chocolate
by _DarkChocolate_ August 23, 2021
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Chinese chocolate.

The act of taking your shit and shaping it into pieces of chocolate and putting it in a chocolate box before giving it to your neighbors disguising them as chocolate.
Eric: I gave my neighbors a box of Chinese chocolate. and notified them it is a special recipe that the worse it smells the better it tastes.
by moldovanking February 21, 2023
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Chocolate Feinstein

Chocolate Feinstein is a person (usually a female) from Canada who has an over the top infatuation with all things chocolate, especially that of the milk or dark variety. Typically the Chocolate Feinstein has a difficult time eating said chocolate without getting it all over her face. Often shortened to simply “Feinstein”.
“Look at the Chocolate Feinstein fuck up that bag of chocolate chips!”

“Woah, the Chocolate Feinstein likes that a choco-lot!”
by Chocolatefeinstein February 20, 2019
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Mouse Chocolate

The itty-bitty, ooey-gooey raisin-textured, smothered in milk chocolate, pellets that come out of the south end of a north-bound mouse.
Sam: "I can't wait to eat some yummy mouse chocolate in that old abandoned house!"

Frank: "Isn't that just poop?"

Sam: "Uh...no. Nope. Definitely not."
by orgasmic tomatoes April 5, 2015
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chocolate earthquake

When two black people have sex so hard the house shakes
My black neighbor destroyed his house from doing a chocolate earthquake with his wife.
by boner bonere penis pussy May 24, 2016
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Chocolate-dose

When you overdose on chocolate. Sometimes also meaning eating a certain amount of chocolate.
(After eating loads of chocolate) 'I just chocolate-dosed.'

'Have you had your chocolate-dose yet?'
by AbigailEMG March 11, 2010
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