chinese suits

shit suits worth little or less than the shit in my toilet.

The Lox made more money than damn chinese suits. - tony yayo

by some nigga from va April 20, 2005

chinese penis

A term used to describe the severe shrinkage of one's penis after a swim in sub-Arctic temperature water.

'Man that water was cold, (looks down pants at shriveled cock), I've got a case of chinese penis'

by sum ting wong December 17, 2013

chinese checkers

Also known as chink checkers, checkers for chinks. Chinky checkers.

"The chinks played chinese checkers."

by Matt Sinclair July 6, 2006

Chinese Coma

A coma in which one's eyes resemble eyes that are barely open, resembling the common trait possessed by Chinese people.

Guy 1: Whoah...is he waking up?
Guy 2: Nah, he's just in a Chinese coma.

by purplepikmin October 24, 2008

chinese democracy

basically another word for massive slavery by taking away a nations rights

chinese democracy sucs

by leviathin21sm April 5, 2009

chinese pillow

Taking your thumbs and pushing them into another persons eyes. Originates from crappy pillows made in china.

Dude my brother gave me such a bad chinese pillow.

by Lou- 6 foot 6 Beast (GUNIT) April 11, 2005

Chinese Buffet

The guy fucks a girl in the ass. Then she gives the guy oral sex. thats the Chinese Buffet :)
Well its not as bad as eating a black dog.

have sex in the ass then have oral sex. thats the chinese buffet!

by Bonnie&Clyde2142 December 22, 2010