A highly attractive person who is your 'friend' on a social networking site such as Facebook or Myspace. Usually added based purely on their appearance.
John has like 600 friends on facebook, what's with that?
Nah, they're not really friends, they're just Profile Candy. Didn't ya notice most of them were hotties?
Nah, they're not really friends, they're just Profile Candy. Didn't ya notice most of them were hotties?
by Alecto83 January 21, 2009
Get the [Profile Candy]mug. Any Halloween trick-or-treater who is clearly too old to be asking you for candy. Candy Cougars could be anyone who is legally old enough to have a job, vote, drive a car, is pregnant, and is at your door asking for free candy.
by Brudas November 1, 2010
Get the Candy Cougarmug. by cold_eyes May 31, 2014
Get the candy sausagesmug. "Check out that hot dad! That's some stroller candy right there."
"Whoa, mama. She bounced back from childbirth REAL well. Stroller candy for the win."
"Whoa, mama. She bounced back from childbirth REAL well. Stroller candy for the win."
by Elliott Osborne December 9, 2012
Get the Stroller Candymug. The after effects of when a female dips her male companion's penis in caramel. Once hardened, the caramel becomes a condom for sexual use. Often used during fall time when there is leftover caramel from making candied apples.
Did you hear Bob and Cindy made Candied Bananas? After they fucked, ants crawled all over Cindy's vagina due to the friction, coupled with the high temperature of the vagina lining, melting the caramel inside her.
by Warrior ninja October 24, 2019
Get the candied bananamug. by wally dude September 17, 2018
Get the Candy cornmug. by frosty penguin March 8, 2016
Get the candy facemug.