moola crab

Utter fanswagalisticness. It can refer to a person or crab. This creature can save the world.

Girl: Ugh I can't even today!
Friend: OMG we better call a moola crab to make it better!

by Mmeow_meoww April 19, 2015

Crab Dragon

I woman who has been through a large amount of dicks

That Becky is such a crab dragon, like she needs to lay off the dick.

by Pruf read dis bitch June 20, 2018

Krusty crab

Restaurant under the sea

Is this the krusty crab?
No this is Patrick!

by Soup boy August 8, 2019

ass crab

a huge ass with crab legs and claws

also an insult

you're such an ass crab

by Harmony pond August 21, 2015

Crab Pot

After fisting your hoe's pussy, you drop your balls into her gaped fuck hole to give your nut sack a good washing in her slut sauce, only to have her cunt lips squeeze around your balls and clamp them in place like a crab in a crab pot.

I tried to wash my balls in that bitches fuck hole, but my nuts got clamped in her bitch ditch like a crab in a crab pot.

by halascanid February 5, 2022

Crab Dancing

dancing to appear as a crab by shuffling side to side with your hands in the air opening and closing like tongs. if you do so well enough you might fool others around you into thinking you’re actually a crab. takes a lot of practice tho

person 1: “bruv do u see that guy crab dancing”
person 2: “what guy all I see is a crab”

by justacrabdancer May 30, 2020

Crab Rangussy

When you heat up a crab rangoon in the microwave for 30 seconds and it comes out creaming out the crevices on the top with cheese and crab.

Man check out the leftover Chinese, its got some crab rangussy on the side.

by kojer! December 30, 2021