Cooper

A Simp

Cooper Be Simping

by Meat_Stick May 5, 2020

Alice Cooper

When, after a long gagging blowjob, a load of cum is sprayed on the face, thus smearing eyeliner/eyeshadow, creating a runny trail of makeup, resembling the seminal theatrical rocker Alice Cooper.

I gave an Alice Cooper to the most unassuming bridesmaid last night back at the Fairmont.

by Derange May 21, 2009

Cooper Union

Institution of higher learning where straight people are discriminated against by gay majority.

Cooper Union Principal: Lets hire Mrs.Shultzki because she is a lesbian.

by Napoleon Shultzki March 29, 2009

Shaun Cooper

a really cool man. in straylight run, plays bass. used to be in taking back sunday playing bass for them too.

BIRTHDAY: 11/12/1980
FAVORITE BOOK - Keroac
MOVIE: Freddy Got Fingered
RECORD: way too many to pick
RESTAURANT: Kate's Joint Ave. B Manhattan, Taiko Japanese Restaurant Rockville Centre
FOOD: Anything without LACTOSE!"
SPORT: mixed martial arts/soccer
ACTOR/ACTRESS: emanuel lewis
AUTOMATIC OR MANUAL? automatic... yeah Will I know I'm a wuss. hehe
FAVORITE QUOTE: "I know of no better life purpose than to perish in attempting the great and the impossible..." Nietzsche
WHAT DID HE ASPIRE TO BE AS A CHILD? A rockstar or a blacksmith

Oh my god! that man playin the 5 string bass looks like a potato... is it... i think it is... its SHAUN COOPER!!!

by Shaun's Joint No1 Fan February 3, 2004

Cooper

To disobey the common law in the selfish pursuit of self promotion and glorification.

I am totally gunna cooper today.

by Slapthatman November 12, 2013

couper

A derogatory term used to describe a couponer. (Usually an extreme couponer that steals coupons.)

That couper is stealing all the coups!

by Klyamzon July 16, 2011

Cooper

Normally a short Mexican who likes to go to go lap swimming with his grandparents. He has a thing for Asians but they break his heart. He is also a scene-wannabe.

Check out that guy with the Asian he's such a Cooper.

Look at that Mexican he's kind of a Cooper.

by #thisisabank December 11, 2012