Swing Chair Conversation

When one sits in an open plan office and the person directly behind you turns their swing chair around, opens their legs to expose tight fitting pants around the gentleman's area while wearing white socks proceeds to shout verbal diarrhoea very loud in your direction, thus preventing you from doing any work and raising your blood pressure.

Oh for god's sake. That F.Witt in the road safety department is having a Swing Chair Conversation again. There goes my bonus for the week.

Oh F.Witt is easing his pants up tight again, watch out for the swing chair convo!

by Zag Lightyear May 17, 2011

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chair yo' ass

An imperitive statement giving someone directions to sit down.

Chair yo' ass because we are about to have a long conversation on stem cell research.

by GQ December 03, 2003

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arm chair developer

backseat driver Arm Chair Athlete armchair philosopher

1. A video game enthusiast who criticizes a developers' motives/product.

2. A label used by video game developers to dismiss a consumer's requests or suggestions, which may (or may not) actually be a good idea.

We are doing the best we can, stop being arm chair developers.
"The arm chair developers on this internet"

by Wayback Machine November 14, 2017

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Wheel chair accessible

Very slutty girl. It is so easy to get into her pussy that it practically has a wheel chair ramp leading to it.

You'll get lucky for sure - that girl is so easy she is wheel chair accessible.

by hjsnodgrass June 05, 2010

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amish rocking chair

An act performed after human feces is frozen, as in a frozen stanley or a frozen francis. Two men then put opposing ends of the frozen turd in their rectums and proceed to "rock" back and forth, attempting to reach assgasm before the poopy melts.

Jacob: Dude, did you see those two guys over there in the corner?

Mike: Yea man, it looks like what we did last night with that frozen piece of shit.

Jacob: Yea, that was one sweet amish rocking chair.

by cool mr poopface April 26, 2007

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