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Max Burnside

1.) The name of one of the lesser-known Confederate commanders in the Civil War. He was an insubordinate commander. Burnside was a bald and heavy gentleman with large, gray sideburns.

2.) Burnsideverb: taking a shit in a water balloon, heating it to above room temperature, shaving one's pubes and throwing them inside the balloon, sticking one's thumb in the balloon, and shoving the balloon up a heavy man's rear with one's thumb still inside the balloon. This may lead to constipation.
1.) Max Burnside led several unsuccessful attacks on the Yankees due to little mistakes and laziness.

2.) Katy gave Alex a burnside leading to Alex soon getting constipated.
by CivilWarInfo November 28, 2011
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Paul burns

A man who is very easy to describe and define.
Who is Paul burns?
A man who works in an oil yard with stan and who loves the gym. Not a huge fan of Lundy,
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buddha burps

burps that smell like weed after you smoke weed
smoking weed or taking large hits while eating causes more, larger buddha burps
"the teacher caught me high after lunch cause i was buddha burping all 4th period"
"i took such a big hit i have the buddha burps"
by 12 year old girl scout February 10, 2014
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annabelle burns

a chode that likes to shake her booty (but secretly she doesn't have one if you look closely) she enjoys going to boys high dances and getting drunk off one cruiser. She's a mess when she has 2 cruisers and plays in her vom. her titts are 10A. she's a bloddy twelvie on Facebook and secretly loves joseph benny lel
by fmeinthepussy October 15, 2014
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gloria burns

To be so drawn out on a drug that you will suck a dirty homeless man's cock for more.
by cumguzzler8o August 4, 2014
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the burps

When you get so high that your throat decides to do this weird thing. You can literally feel air bubbles move up your esophagus and then continues to make you create odd/weird noises.
"Dude, what's that noise?"

"Sorry man, that last hit gave me the burps."
by Higheyes January 2, 2016
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kirstin burns

A boss ass bitch . She is a Beautiful/Sexy beast .. She is loved by few and hated by many . She doesn't give a fuck what you think about her , she loves herself and that's all that matters . She will do anything for her family and friends . She is the type of Person that is always there for people when they need a friend.. But I'm also the girl who faces many issues alone , but will do anything to see someone smile . And she has a big booty and curly hair
by Ohyeahhkee August 7, 2016
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