Oof, brandon
by Cockswoggle July 21, 2017

A kid who is totally whipped by a girl he’s not even dating that he insists on ditching his friends at any opportunity. A Brandon is someone who will pretend to be for the boys but go to his girlfriends lap at any opportunity he gets. A Brandon is a degree above a Nick who relies on a long distance relationship.
Person 1: “I invited Brandon over yesterday but he had to take Amy’s dog on a walk... WTF”
Person 2: “Yeah mate he’s totally whipped”
Person 2: “Yeah mate he’s totally whipped”
by GG4U May 21, 2019

Brandon is the worst kind of friend you could possibly meet. He is always going out of his way to make your life miserable
Brandon can die.
by Whdhdjjdajdjjc May 26, 2018

a huge manchild who screws you over the limit. He's such a moron, when you say fuck you to him he says thank you. All in all, he's a shit.
by MrrTurtle34 August 22, 2018

by Brando2611 October 14, 2019

A fat fuck who never knows when or how to shut the fuck up and always dick rides new people they meet
Person 1: do you Brandon is?
Person 2: the fat fuck who always dick rides every one he meets?
Person 1: yeah
Person 2: yeah I fucking hate his fat ass
Person 2: the fat fuck who always dick rides every one he meets?
Person 1: yeah
Person 2: yeah I fucking hate his fat ass
by Fuck-me1837 November 13, 2020

Brandon acts like he’s a jerk at first but when you get to know him he is the most amazing guy ever he is caring and sweet and if u are lucky enough to date him you better not let him go because people like him are hard to find he has an attitude sometimes but he will make sure to turn right around and apologize if he upset you he is very sporty and loves baseball and basketball he’s an awesome friend and all in all a pretty cool guy when you tell him he is amazing he dosnt believe you he is always picking out his flaws but his flaws are what makes Brandon Brandon
by @Hannah_love cats12131415 April 23, 2019
