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Bald Daddy

A special type of bald person who has a special type of baldness in which they exhibit a sexy aroma to those around them
Did you see Ben Rogers today he is definitely a bald daddy.
by EthanRogersIsBalding July 11, 2021
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Bald Randy

A living menace, he used to traumatize every kids in the late 2009
Bald Randy is a living concussion machine with his punt kick
by QuandaleDinglefan June 11, 2022
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Bald Head Press Conference

When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.
The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.
by Caia Tech July 1, 2025
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bald nugget

Unprepared, lack of preparation
Corey you forgot your wallet! Don’t go in the store bald nugget
by Laundrybask3t June 7, 2022
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Bald capping

When you take a bald cap and whip someone’s penis with it. This causes the hair to fall off the penis and balls, as a method of shaving.
Bro I’m getting really hairy, can you do some bald Capping on me
by Atticool April 18, 2025
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Bald shaming

Someone who shames a bald person, because they are bald.
A man was bald shaming a child because he has cancer.
by Thesodadrinkers October 11, 2021
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Bald

A term used to describe a type of woodland fairy relayed to the tooth fairy, except this specific fairy is almost always made up of thumb sized middle aged men with shiny egg heads and cheerful goatees. They are dressed in beautiful ballroom dresses and Cinderella slippers with large, butterfly wings. They have chicken feet too, but be not afraid, for harming you would be the last thing these fairies do. These gentle beings use their magnificent wand to cast spells on innocent children who have trouble sleeping, where they often sing lullabies and gives lits if kisses on the cheeks.
Bald buzzed around by ears every night, tap dancing with his neon yellow chicken legs. Ahh, what good times.
by CoolChickensRule June 9, 2024
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