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honey my badger 

It means to see someone you haven't seen in awhile or to poop a wet poop
honey my badger by Mr not smart February 8, 2024

as rough as a badger’s arse

Used when describing the feeling the morning after a night of heavy drinking.
“I’m so hungover! I feel as rough as a badger’s arse!”

Shedim Honey Badger

A demonic beast created by a lesser Shedim lord. It is a honey badger infused with hellfire and demonic ichor, amplifying its natural fearlessness into an unholy, chaotic wrath. It is a Physical-Tier threat, viewed by Lucifer as a messy, uncontrollable, and annoying pest.
Lucifer is angry about the creation of the shedim honey badgers.

Mrs. Badger 

Name of a horse. Horses named Badger are very kind and willing to please. The name Badger is not too common but they are very special. (Mrs. used to specify the gender of the horse)
My horse, Mrs. Badger was a good girl today.
Mrs. Badger by Mrs. Badger December 11, 2014

now, the badger goes silent 

A common saying when texting where when someone is pointed out on some outlandish statement or action, or when a good point is made, after which the person goes silent.
Friend 1: I'm telling you, I'm not a vampire!
Friend 2: You screamed when I threw water from a church on you...
Friend 1: That was just a reflex! Anyone would scream if cold water was unexpectedly thrown on them!
Friend 2: *silence*
Friend 1: Now, the badger goes silent

Banger phone 

Jamaican slang
A cheap phone that cannot access the internet. Or use apps like whatsapp etc.
Some say, it's still good to have a banger phone, even if you have a smartphone.

Digicel just released some new bangers 'pon the market.
Banger phone by Tropical Rythms October 11, 2019