back-burner chef

n. like a backseat driver, but with cooking.

My girl wanted me to cook for her one night, but she kept telling me what I was doing wrong and changing things around to make it "better." She's such a back-burner chef!

by the_lololagist September 26, 2010

Bunsen burner

Absolute Pikey that burnt me in the neck with a Bunsen crag colenutt!

That cunt Colenutt burnt me with a fucken Bunsen burner

by J. Bunsen Burner July 29, 2023