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Extremely thick glasses. In a reference to the thickness of a magnifying glass which kids used to use to burn ants on a sunny day.
Dave: "Susie is thinking of getting lasik surgery."

Doug: "Good. Now she won't look like a tool in those ant burners."
by dick_knows January 20, 2010
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Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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