bald noob

a shoeless nigga that aint got no hair, and is a noob at playing chess

person 1: did you see that black as shit dude over there?
person 2: yeah he is a bald noob lmao xd xd

by indiancunt29 April 26, 2023

ur bald

when someone is unhappy and uses "ur bald" as an insult because they have hair and you don't.

"lol im too good at this game"
"ur bald"
"my haircut isn't THAT bad"
"ur bald"

by WHY IS EVERY NAME TAKEN?? May 12, 2023

little power bald

A small man who’s proud and bald - William

omg grandpa is such a little power bald

by mel bel July 16, 2023

Bald

David's Head.

When your head is shinin' from the sun.

Being bald is crazy. That head is shining. Bald behavior. Being Bald immediately gives you negative rizz.

by David'sBald August 22, 2023

Bald

Martin is bald

Bald matiiiiin

by matinnnn August 31, 2023

Bald

A person who lacks common sense.

"Dude youre malding."
"What does that mean?"
"Where is that?"
"Bald."

by AldingGOD August 15, 2022

Bald Orloff

When you shave each other’s nuts and then, using the shaving lotion as lubricant, you slide your balls into each other’s asshole. This typically works best with two older men.

Hey Brian. Let’s go the the bathroom and slide into a bald Orloff

by Carlos Carlos August 26, 2022