Bald Bubbly

Bald Bubbly (verb) is when you pour a carbonated drink inside a bald man's rectum and slowly drink it out.

Person 1: "Mr. Hamza is so attractive, I want to Bald Bubbly him!"
Person 2: "I'd drink cola outta that."

by ilovefufu232323 February 25, 2024

bald racoon

When you shave your balls and your pubes off and it makes your dick look like a bald raccoon

My friend Joe got a bald racoon and he regrets it

by Glizzy mastsr February 5, 2022

Bald dick surprise

When you realize all dick heads are bald so there is nothing to worry about.

I spent half my life thinking that I am surrounded by dicks with hair but only my dick head grows hair so I was happy to be bald dick surprised.

by Master Prize Sir Matt Surmize December 24, 2023

Bald Faced Nigger

A term to describe a rude white person who is stupid and just harnesses retired women as a means to sound tough. The term is slang from the term "bald faced hornet" used to insult a rude white man.

Chris Milchek is one Bald Faced Nigger. All he does is harass my grandma for no reason over his "property"

by Angry guy from NY October 14, 2024

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 11, 2025

snow bald eagle

Special code word for coke that was developed by Jordan

Jordan-“Want some snow bald eagle?”
Nick-“What’s that?”
Jordan-“coke”

by Michael Hunti June 9, 2022

Bald-Goldilocks

A girl who thinks she is popular, or super hot. She can't keep a guy for more than a couple of days. She thinks she has great hair, hence the word, but she needs a weave. This girl is who everyone aspires to be, she is also the one who will most likely end up pregnant in high-school.

"OMG have you seen Emily lately? She is such a Bald-Goldilocks!"
"I know right? Why does everybody like her? She is such a Bitch!"

by WASSUP Y'ALL June 1, 2018