Bailey Johnson

An apparition or double of a living person.

"Omg that guy looks like Bailey !” “Is that Bailey Johnson?”

by Mr_HughJohnson November 24, 2021

bailey

Bailey is the prettiest boy alive. Bailey has beautiful hazel eyes which makes it impossible not to make eye contact with him. He loves fishing and but most of all, he loves to annoy you.

a description on my boy named bailey

by Freyley February 14, 2024

baileys baby

Bloating of the the belly after consuming too much baileys, usually from consumption of cheap wetherspoon measures resulting in pregnancy look and "morning sickness" from teenage adolescents yet to learn the appreciation of said tipple...

I'm so drunk I think I'm going to have a baileys baby.

by Onion Dave January 11, 2017

bailey power

The act of Shiting on top of a car and sliding back and forth rubbing shit all across the car before finally shoving the car's windscreen wiper firmly up your ass and out your nose.

Girl 1 "Did you see John do a Bailey power on my car"
Guy 1 "No that must have been disgusting"
Girl 1 "It was really messed up"

by Butthole 301 May 13, 2016

Bailey Bummed

When a guy called Bailey rocks up in his Merc, flashes his cock and we all run OFF!

Taxi driver just pulled up and Bailey bummed your mum!

by Chef de Clunge June 28, 2025

Bailey

Bailey is a guy with a deadset fucking 10 inch cock and like pulls as many chicks as he wants but he chooses the best as he remains quite a classy individual. He has quite a nifty pair on him and he is just overall an absolute mother fucking G who is gonna pump everyones aunties.

Bailey is so fucking hot i want him to nut in me

by FondleMyBigRim July 17, 2020

Bailey Hames

He’s a fucken headcase. He’ll talk you’re head off, talk utter bolloks for hours and when he’s finally done he’ll go fight a pack of ferrets for fun. Leave this cunt alone please, unless you have Yorkshire tea and chocolate hobnobs :)

Bailey Hames? Shagged my sister he did.

by BazzDaa June 1, 2020