A boy who is very confusing, you never knows what he wants, because he sends you mixed signals about everything, he wants to cuddle but then not, he wants to finger you but then not, he wants sex but then not. Never trust an Andre especially if he asked for your number; (if he does RUN),he will end up actually having a girlfriend that he is just telling you about even though it feels like he’s lying 🤥, your not sure, because he’s a good liar, And whatever you do... NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER LET HIM IN YOUR PANTS!!!
Lea: “Yeah that Andre kid is trying to get in my pants”
Mike:“I would not recommend it”
Lea: “Why not?”
Mike: “WHAT DO YOU MEAN, He’s ANDRE!”
Mike:“I would not recommend it”
Lea: “Why not?”
Mike: “WHAT DO YOU MEAN, He’s ANDRE!”
by I’m Your Mom October 19, 2019
by McGuffins September 21, 2021
He is a good guy who only tries to flirt with young ladies, he is normally a barman, who is attracted by a girl called Marta. He likes motorbikes and soending his money in stuoid things.
Andres
by Thepussybreaker November 22, 2021
Some dumbass Asian motherfucker who thinks he is the best of his group when he isn’t. Gets good grades. Constantly talks about how smart he is.
by monkeymonster69 June 14, 2022
Andres is an unique creature. It can be set apart from other species by it's tendency to be extremely homosexual. Like for example he likes to touch other guys's thighs and moan very loudly. He lives in the sewers of Detroit and eats dead fetuses.
Kren: OMG, did #Andres really rape those kids?
Spencer: Yeah, I think so, but did he only rape kids?
Kren: Nah, I got BUTTRAPED too :'(
Eric: SOOO sad
Spencer: Yeah, I think so, but did he only rape kids?
Kren: Nah, I got BUTTRAPED too :'(
Eric: SOOO sad
by Bobby Westside March 31, 2019
A handsome guy who normally gets one hurt break but tends not to love girls again.People with the name Andre are most talented in sports.Boys with the same Andre are very cunning and handsome.
by Dredra March 05, 2022
A boy that is easily one of the best people you meet. He is understanding and caring when he chooses to be. He is dry in a sense but still enjoyable. Though a toxic boy indeed he is still lovable. Many who meet him care for him. He is a serendipity to your life. He is strong minded and you can butt heads at times but in the end he will accept his faults and yours. Andre is a blessing to your life. Though reckless and nonchalant at times he does stay he cares for people in his on way.
I fell for him, Andre.
by good and bad July 26, 2022