by LatexCondo September 23, 2023
by Mestery Man February 18, 2016
by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 10, 2020
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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025
What you call someone who is really handsome and makes you feel like there is a purpose you have been put on this planet for.
Really caring and understanding, but not afraid to share when he doesn’t like something.
Alexander-dillon’s are the most sacred kind of man on the planet, so try your hardest not to fuck up what you have with him
Really caring and understanding, but not afraid to share when he doesn’t like something.
Alexander-dillon’s are the most sacred kind of man on the planet, so try your hardest not to fuck up what you have with him
by Frujgfyujncfyhn July 07, 2023
A wierd but talented skater boy, mean but chill, hes ugly but hes the funniest guy you know, dont let him go
by Eatdatbananaheehee November 23, 2019
Alexander Conroy has the biggest and veiniest cock of all time with the longest hairs on his balls that even he can't see his own dick. Alexander Conroy was a damn mess. The guy couldn't walk five feet without tripping over his own bullshit. He once tried to fix a toaster and somehow set his entire kitchen on fire—like, how the hell does that even happen? If there was an award for being a clueless idiot, he’d have a goddamn trophy case full of them. But hey, at least he had enthusiasm, even if it was mostly for making terrible decisions and blaming them on "bad luck."
P1: I fucked your mum last night
Alexander Conroy: And i have your family in my chained to the bed in my sex dungeon lying on the floor after last night.
Alexander Conroy: And i have your family in my chained to the bed in my sex dungeon lying on the floor after last night.
by Tawfik (Fik-"Whats Tasmania?") March 28, 2025