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Alaning

To have dirrhea so un-believably bad, that you rip yourself a new bootyhole.
"dude that curry was fire gave me such bad alaning tho"
by Mr Majos March 13, 2023
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Alan

most normal guy ever. submissive. obsessed with tanish's ass. wants manya to destroy HIS ass.
Alan: Hello 🤓Did you know newton measured the circumference of da vinci's ass to derive the equation to perfectly fuck him.
by bruni9597 June 22, 2025
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Alan tracey

An ALAN TRACEY Is a - gay loser who has no real friends, just other gay losers online. An alan tracey enjoys talking about boring shit while nobody is paying attention but he or she doesn't mind they love the sound of their own stupid voice. Plays alot of video games.
Shut up alan tracey !
Oh god its alan!
Haha your ugly but not as ugly as alan tracey!
by Bigdickprick1999 August 12, 2017
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Alan

he a big baller like Alan
by lavar "bbb" ball September 29, 2020
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Alan

THE NICEST GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :D
Dang Alan’s the nicest friend
by Duckisbi September 19, 2021
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Jon-Alan

he has a big cock about 8 inches he gets bitch's he most likely got laid last night. He smokes and drinks his pain away he is great in bed and all the chick s love him he plays games he has an Xbox he is very rich cause he gets paid to root people
ohhhh dam I wish I was like Jon-Alan
by Your a Nigga February 17, 2021
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Alan Janney

An author of many books such as: The Outlaw and Good Girl.
by Cheetahchase October 26, 2020
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