Breakup AIDS

Breakup-AIDS, noun.

Describing the process or symptoms of a crass weight loss after a breakup of a romantic relationship.

Under certain circumstances during or after a breakup, due to depression or otherwise missing motivation, an individual will eat far less than usual.

Hence the individual – often in a very short period of time – will visibly lose weight, which in turn will make outside people suspect the individual is infected with AIDS or a similar, life threatening disease, that is usually known to let people lose weight drastically.

Jennifer broke up with James.
James has lost a lot of weight. He looks like bones and skull... seems like he's got Breakup AIDS.

by Justlettinuknowaboutthis June 2, 2016

Geting aids

Playing cassiopea vs Le blanc in league of legends

im playing league and geting aids

by skar0v December 7, 2016

Spaghetti Aids

A form of aids transmitted through putting AID infested blood on ones Spaghetti

Girl: Last night was perfect, the Spaghetti was amazing! What sauce was that?
Guy: It was my blood, sorry madam, you have Spaghetti Aids "Flies out window"
Girl: Welp i donee goofed up badly mistaken

by Mr.werbenjagermanjensen jr November 15, 2017

bottom aids

rancid aids of the arse, consists of dribbling jiblets and shit covered grapes

fuck off mate youve got bottom aids

by scum of the community November 23, 2017

kinder-aids

It´s what the AIDS virus is called when a child has it.

Maaskantje, kinder-aids!

by Disease 007 February 26, 2018

Monkey Aids

Once monkey aids is said everyone must T-pose

Ryan: Monkey aids

Aidan’s Mom at 1 am: T-pose

by I AM BROCK!!! July 22, 2018

Spray AIDS

You know, when you’re taking a shit, but it’s not really a shit. You go to sit down on the toilet, and it’s coming out at about 200 psi and it sprays fecal matter over everything. Cleanup is not expected

Holy hell, Im going to Spray aids all over Jenny’s bathroom mirror

by TophBecker August 2, 2018