Major Cloog

A literal god, He has killed millions of furr- A literal groomer.

Person: Hey what happened to major cloog?
Person 2: He groomed minors, and he quit.

by psuedpo_cc July 3, 2024

major conner

Individual that tricks a large group of people into doing obscene amounts of dumb tasking to save face.

That major conner took all those people over to that site to do absolutely nothing for 15 months.

by Iron Geek May 21, 2008

major key

Originated by DJ Khaled, a major key is something that can help you in life, whether it's making you look cool, or causing you to have fun... it's a key to success.

"I just got these new sunglasses... major key alert."
"These new sunglasses are a major key"

by MM-Money August 1, 2016

cordell majors

cordell majors is the sweetest boy you will ever meet. cordell is handsome, very intelligent, athletic, a great listener, and extremely funny. he enjoys memes, video games, football, bowling, bob ross, and porkchops. if you meet cordell, do not take him for granted or you’ll regret it.

i am in love with cordell majors

by s.xdie January 18, 2019

Sucks Major French Fries

An expression in which shows disappointment in one's find. Another way of saying this expression is replacing "french fries" with "big mac".

Person one: "Dude, these Twitards are saying that Harry Potter sucks..."
Person two: "Ah, well, Twilight sucks major french fries..."

by -X-Ellen-X- November 10, 2009

Pong Major Game

Write the names of some majors on 6 to 10 beerpong cups and then play pong with plenty of beer. The last cup is your major.

College Sophmore played Pong Major Game and was hit the "Photo-journalism" cup last and thus obligated to register as a photo-journalism major the next day.

by Frodo086 April 20, 2009

major pressa

Fine, hot, gorgeous, beautiful,

magnificent

Rebecca: oh, Heather, look it’s Niko.
Heather: He is SO Major Pressa 🤌🏻✨

by fucbrett October 17, 2021