Double Handing

1. When your penis is so big you have to jack off with both hands.

2. When you jack off with both hands to simulate the feeling of a vagina.

Jamie was double handing to Ariana Grande pictures during Lunch break in the bathroom

by fivesome April 02, 2015

Double Stunna

The situation that is created when two people simultaneously post up at the urinals and are unable to urinate due to awkwardness. Both people must abort their attempts for the situation to be considered an orthodox double stunna - extremely rare.

I was in the handicapped stall and I saw Rufus and Cornelius execute a picture perfect Double Stunna.

by 4dm1n December 11, 2008

double under

After a long night of drinking, when you need to puke and shit at the same time, you bring the trash can between your legs while on the toilet and squeeze as hard as you can. This act can be seen as pinching a raw sausage in the middle and pushing the meat out of the casing from both ends. If severely hungover, this is the best case scenario to efficiently exhume all remnants from the night before. Male side effects from this maneuver usually cause awkward boners.

" Man, John pulled the double under this morning. He must have had one hell of a night!"

by whiskyshits March 11, 2014

Double Dash

The act of ordering through a meal delivery service like DoorDash twice within a relatively short period. Considered either marginally inconvenient or embarrassing, depending on who consumes the food.

Sorry dude, Josh's dumb girlfriend wanted pot stickers after we already ordered burritos so I had to Double Dash.

Sir, you're an above-average tipper so I promise I don't care who all this food is for.

by rhinobaby May 03, 2021

The Double Caboose

The incredible phenomenon when two women are ass to ass and pleasure themselves simultaneously with a double-headed dildo.

Imagine my surprise and delight when I walked into the bedroom to find Roxy and Abby goin' at the double caboose! The 8th wonder of the world does exist.

by VoodooJay January 25, 2019

double-gaited

Someone who is sexually interested in both, male and female. As same as a bisexual person.

I think he's double-gaited, he's been flirting both me and my sist all day!

by Kamilous July 05, 2010

Double Crunch

A Double Crunch is when you suck dick on a beach and he has a sandy penis but you’re no quitter

1. Samantha : I was sucking his dick at the beach and it was too sandy.

Chole : did you quit ?
Samantha : I double crunched that dick , i ain’t no quitter

by UrMumInMyBed July 15, 2018