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Kevin

Someone that reads you a bedtime story after having sex on a date.
My tinder date went great until he pulled a Kevin and I had to uber myself to saftey.
by Bangorrang July 19, 2017
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Kevin

A very handsome fellow that is quite charming yet full of himself. He walks around like hes the shit when in fact, he is the shit. Hes actually sweet (sometimes) funny and intelligent and remembers literally all the lyrics to like every song. Kevin has quite the spectacular music taste and kevin also knows how to significantly change ones mood and make it better. Kevin also has nice eyes that you may find yourself staring into and you may find yourself falling for a kevin. Kevin is also a goofball its almost impossible to stay mad at him because of his clownlike ways. Kevin is also a nerd.Kevin is also extremely talented at what he sets his mind too.Kevin somehow finds out everything.He is also extremely laid back.
Her:Whats your friends name?
Him: Kevin
Her:Oh my days I love him
by JayCrayes July 15, 2019
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Kevin

Kevin is Gay and his mom is a whore
by Kevinsmomisawhore October 15, 2019
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Kevin

Stop being a Kevin...

(stop acting like a nonce)
by SCRees September 6, 2019
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Kevin

He is the gayest guy ever everyone hates him and he doesn't answer half the time too your question and thinks he has the biggest cock in the room
Kevin is such a dick
by elitepixel November 5, 2018
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Kevin

Kevin = Bad
by Ksowkkskaka March 17, 2020
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Kevin

A guy who is rude and also says that you have some weird fetishes . Like how rude. Also a Kevin is someone who has long "loins"(as said by kevin) . A Kevin has two sides to him which neither are good let's be honest one is annoying and the other changes him into Kevan the angry man OH and he has a weird ingrown toenail and isn't afraid to tell you the details about it
OH that toenail looks like a Kevin

Oh god look it KEVAN THE ANGRY MAN RUN BITCH

Thank you
by memequeennumberone February 10, 2019
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