Double peneflation

When suppliers fuck the consumer by simultaneously increasing prices and shrinking the product (quantity, quality, portions, …). It can be equivalently thought of as shrinkflation along with unit price increase.

Bob: My internet bill increased this month.
Alice: Did your service bandwidth or speed improve?
Bob: No, it actually got worse.
Alive: You got fucked by double peneflation.

by Aix3zeiz September 10, 2023

Double tease

When you're about to get double teamed and then the people decided no

"If you're about to get double teamed and the they decided no, were you double teased?"-Darkness Jackson (Stephen Jackson)

Janet: "Yeah last night I was about to get double teamed and then they said no and for me to get out."
Jennifer: "So you got double teased! Loser"
Janet: "f*ck off"

by not_the_true_king_of_sarcasm February 27, 2021

double coconut

Regaining higher brain function that was lost by a traumatic brain injury by receiving an additional traumatic brain injury.

Gilligan has a coconut fall on his head and loses all memory.
His memory is regained by another coconut falling on his head. "Gilligan! You've got your memory back. you must have gotten a double coconut!" -The Skipper

by grilledcheezes December 2, 2011

Double-Woobity

The accent that people from the New York and other east coast states speak with, accenting certain vowels when is it unnecessary. This word is mostly know to people on the west coast as it is used as a point of humor.

Hey, you wanna go down the the Yonkers- except when using a double-woobity it would sound more like Yaawnkaas. Or the did u see the "Bwaaahstun" (Boston) game last night?

by 1pacyen December 31, 2010

double 0

Your gang

I rep double 0 boy

by ogmack November 28, 2016

Double Thumpkin

Placing the right thumb in the vagina, and the left thumb in the butthole.

My wife moaned and groaned as I gave her a no-lube double thumpkin.

by SlimGravy January 16, 2019

double-gaited

Someone who is sexually interested in both, male and female. As same as a bisexual person.

I think he's double-gaited, he's been flirting both me and my sist all day!

by Kamilous July 11, 2010