pull a baker

a joke made based off of hannah baker’s death, where she slit her wrists in her bathtub

person 1: “i haven’t watched 13 reasons why but i wanna pull a baker”
person 2: “what’s that?”

by hey im here September 24, 2022

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Baker's Dozen

A sex act that is usually performed between at least 13 people.
Each participant gets completely naked and throws cake ingredients (milk, eggs, sugar, butter, etc.) at each other before turning up the temperature of the room and engaging in rough sexual intercourse.

Steven: "Hey, man, do you wanna come over tonight? We're throwing a Baker's Dozen. Annie and Carl will be there."

Paul: "Sounds like fun, I'll be right over."

by MaybeOodles October 9, 2022

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Quaker Baker

An olden day Quaker women who was “hot” and men would desire to get them very pregnant a lot of the time *olden day name for whore?* (maybe i compliment?)

Wow, she must’ve been a big Quaker Baker back in those days !

by Hdjfjcknfkvk January 4, 2022

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