WARNING: Deadly virus caused by a man named Luke “Blizzard Wizard” Potter. This virus first occurred when Luke came out to his parents since his departure from Comprehensive School. Ever since he announced his gayness to his family, Blizzard Wizard became more and more obsessed with DICK which lead to his abuse in college. The more he got abused the more this virus spread across the globe, becoming worse than COVID-19. The virus spread from person to person through gayness. HENCE THE NAME POTTERISM-69.
“Have you heard about the Virus going around?”
“Yes, yes I have”
“I heard it was caused by gayness”
Conclusion - Lads, if you ever think about lipsing another male. I would rethink that as you might catch Potterism-69.
“Yes, yes I have”
“I heard it was caused by gayness”
Conclusion - Lads, if you ever think about lipsing another male. I would rethink that as you might catch Potterism-69.
by BigBrianTingJayne July 16, 2023
by ScorcherPanda May 25, 2014
A simple sex move, it involves the 69 position but both parties involved place peanut butter on their man and lady bits, and you henceforth lick the peanut butter off like dogs
"How did it go with Jenna last night?"
"Great we fucked and she gave the best peanut 69 I ever had!"
"Great we fucked and she gave the best peanut 69 I ever had!"
by Stinksta December 11, 2014
1. "Ya man, we had a nice sea food dinner last night... out of our pee holes, flamingo 69 'd"
2. "Flamingo 69 is our wifi password. Isn't it funny?!" -"No."
2. "Flamingo 69 is our wifi password. Isn't it funny?!" -"No."
by Samertes June 04, 2017
The biblical sex art of the holy 69 is one of which occurs when a female is suspended upside down on a cross inside a cathedral.
The male then engages the female. Inserting his erect fallacy into her mouth and proceeds to give cunnilingus to the female.
The male then engages the female. Inserting his erect fallacy into her mouth and proceeds to give cunnilingus to the female.
I know your god forbids this, but we must enact the holy 69 in the name of Christ.
As John 6 dictates: thou shall not be allowed entry through the holy gates of Christ, until thou has performed the holy 69
As John 6 dictates: thou shall not be allowed entry through the holy gates of Christ, until thou has performed the holy 69
by The holy grinders June 23, 2022
An aisle in a store/supermarket which contains only or predominately tampons, condoms, and/or sexual pleasure items.
Customer: "I need some condoms where are they kept?"
Employee: "Over on Aisle 69 right by the Pharmacy"
Employee: "Over on Aisle 69 right by the Pharmacy"
by JapanTobi March 30, 2015
When two people get in the 69 position standing up but place their faces a little further through the legs than normal and they squirt liquid out their mouths onto each others arses.
John: Hey Sarah, did you just see
those two doing a 69 bidet on the weekend?
Sarah: Yeah, I was there. My mates invented the 69 bidet
those two doing a 69 bidet on the weekend?
Sarah: Yeah, I was there. My mates invented the 69 bidet
by Toasty Cinnamon Bun November 14, 2022