May 9

National suck your best friends boobies day

Boy: Hey, it’s May 9th…
Girl: oh right… sure

by BrianTheMassiveDick May 9, 2022

9/11

9/11 is an overused meme.

Oh my God 9/11 was an inside job

Or
9/11 couldn't have been an inside joke because the planes hit the outside.
Or
I caused 9/11 .

by PositiveJack September 4, 2017

Glock 9

What people in the hood call any pistol (Actual glock, hi point, sig, etc.) Despite the name, glock does not make a 9, as the 9 refers to the 9mm rounds most popular pistols shoot.

I remember eating ramen with a glock 9

by Whipt_butter December 8, 2021

alex the 9

alpharad mario maker legend

alpharad and jo: haha alex the 9

by ok bruh March 22, 2021

June 9

National graduation/culmination day! Anyone who graduated or is graduating/ culminated or is culminating extremely lucky. Congratulations to you all!

Wish you all the best! Have fun and graduation/culmination on June 9

by dave trump June 4, 2022

9:25

While 4:20 is for smoking and 7:10 is for dabbing, 9:25 is the time to eat cannabis edibles.

The basis of 9:25 is that responsible stoners work from 9-5, and cannot smoke pot at work. So you eat an edible for those who cannot... Or, maybe you eat it at work? Who am I to judge?

"It's 9:25, time for brownies!"

by Bearded Stoner May 11, 2016

9 September

National Adoption Day

“Why you so happy dad”
It’s 9 September I can put you up for adoption”
“Oh”

by Waka paka November 24, 2021