Status Effects

Fucking annoying.

why the FUCK do i have 9 status effects?

by dman6969asdasdasd August 27, 2022

dirty statue

Similar to musical statues except you cum on their face but the challenge is they can't flinch, music is optional.

We played dirty statue but she lost when dad walked in

by No Name Required April 9, 2020

Ratchet Status

A girl (Typically 12-16) who posts statuses on social media websites Facebook, Twitter, ETC... about how rathet other women are on a daily basis when I reality they would not say to a ratchets face.Alot of times people who post these are angry because their boyfriends left them for a ratchet who wont bitch and complain about how they should wait 4 more years to have sex.

Typical White girl: like this post if yall be hatin dem thirsty ass ratchet ass niggaz

Boyfriend of White Girl: Sorry for not wanting to wait until your ready to give me handjob in 4 years Ratchet Status

by Real talk 101110 April 21, 2014

Naked Status

A classification or status given to friends when you're comfortable enough to be naked around them.

"Can you leave while I change real quick? I'm not on naked status with you just yet."

by Ligeaux April 25, 2014

Bomb-status

something really coolor someone really hott

-Dude that movie was bomb-status!!!
-That bitch is bomb-status

by carolina_D November 12, 2007

Phillip Status

The status you are given once you preform a task worthy of being compared to Phillip. This task normally involves a high amount of stupidity.

Guy 1: Wait, you're telling me that you ran over an old man and then backed up to see if he was ok?
Guy 2: Yup.
Guy 1: Ok, you have Phillip Status now. Don't talk to me.
Guy 2: Fuck, I'm gonna go kill myself.

by POSIDEONZ July 8, 2011

status masturbation

When you get off on liking your own post on social media!

My status masturbation is on point!

by Polemuncher May 14, 2016