Cracker Smacker

The act of a black person beating up a white person.

Damn homie, Jamal really put a cracker smacker on that cashier at Baskin Robbins.

by Murphy Llama January 17, 2004

Cracker Barrel

Its when you kneel next to the bed while you eat out a girl and you put your hands under her knees and rock her back and forth like a rocking chair so your tongue goes from vagina to ass and everything in between.

Last night he gave her the cracker barrel until her whole body was shaking

by DJL32304 November 19, 2011

Cracker test

n.
1. measure by which you decide if someone is worth keeping around, usually referring to physical attractiveness/hotness.
2. Would you kick this person out for eating crackers in bed?

Girl 1: So, how was it? Is he hot?
Girl 2: Well, he definitely passed the cracker test.
Girl 1: What do you mean?
Girl 2: I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers.

by LGJP August 3, 2006

cracker black

Ese that is white, but macks so much that he is literally black. A reverse oreo. White chocolate.

Man that white cracker over there got serious game. That's one cracker black, nigga.

by White Ninja June 25, 2006

cracker bitch

What the brothers call the bitch in a honkey crew.

"Look at that cracker bitch geekin on the pipe!"

by them bonez January 7, 2009

cracker crazy

When a White person goes ballistic on somebody's ass.

Can also be used to describe a red neck knife fight.

Person 1: Did you like Black Swan?
Person 2: NO! Natalie Portman went cracker crazy on herself!!!!

by crunktown January 22, 2011

cracker jacket

The typical over large, drab sport coat worn by middle age, middle class white men on semi formal occasions.

My dad is wearing his cracker jacket to the neighborhood cookout.

by istoleyourlunch November 29, 2015