Stop being such an Oscar Uriqueta dumb hoe
Person 1 to Person 2 That’s such an Oscar Uriqueta thing of you to do (person 1 then barfs)
Person 2 still being an Oscar Uriqueta cause Person 2 is a dumb hoe
Person 1 to Person 2 That’s such an Oscar Uriqueta thing of you to do (person 1 then barfs)
Person 2 still being an Oscar Uriqueta cause Person 2 is a dumb hoe
by currently2:29am June 13, 2020

This person is amazing. Although they are caught up most of the time on the football pitch they make time for you to make you feel special. They are tall with brown hair and have a large group of friends. He will take a while to get close to you but holding his stare will make you giddy with love.
Don’t let him go.
Don’t let him go.
by Dbhejehdbdhsjsbsgdhsbsvs November 24, 2021

A name for a sporty/athletic type male. They are typically are good looking and love to impress. Girls often fall for them, especially people called eliana. Oscars are great people and go above and beyond. If you know an Oscar you should treasure them as a friend.
by OED cool dude March 24, 2022

by Tunfisk November 25, 2019

Oscar, probably a Mexican thats hella mf loyal and could get all the hoes if he wanted but he pushes them aside because hes too brilliant for hoes, and also he plays soccer because every mexican does
by Sloppyoscar June 14, 2017

by CandyGirl!CELESTE April 11, 2022
