Bryan Bite

The act of taking an enormous bite of something.

“Marcus took a bryan bite”

by Fortnitebattlepass2000 March 18, 2024

Bryan

A short king with tall energy. Bryan speaks like he’s 6’4”, but reality keeps him closer to the Earth—probably for spiritual grounding. Highly intelligent, suspiciously wise, and always one emotional spark away from launching into a passionate TED Talk no one asked for. Basically, a modern-day Napoleon who’s into chakras.

Bryan is constantly talking about “the energies”—whether it’s the vibe in the room, the full moon, or why your third eye is blocked from eating too many Hot Cheetos. He might be small in stature, but he’s big on sage, opinions, and dramatic exits.

“Bryan walked in, said the energy was off, dropped a quote from Lao Tzu, and left. Didn’t even grab his coffee. Classic Bryan.”

by Chrispeecream June 7, 2025

Bryan

Handsome brown haired and brown eyed. who is friends with Bruno's Diego's Giovany's and Cristian's

Pronouced bry an Bryan the brian

by heyhihellogoodmorninggoodnight January 9, 2020

Bryan

wokest mf on the block. smokes like a chimney & can pearl a blunt like no other. he is excellent at texting but flakier than frosted flakes when it comes to meet ups.

The meme god? Dont you mean, Bryan?

by emoexgf420 November 3, 2020