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broken jumper

When your dick is to small to even work
by 03logan01 September 14, 2016
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Broken Whoopee Cushion

When you farted as you sneeze at the same time, used to hide the fart sounds.
PersonA "Aw, that sneeze was stanky, did you commit broken whoopee cushion?"
PersonB "Pffft, no." Proceeds to hide fart with sneezing.
by Donaja Marjun February 23, 2021
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broken toilet

When an asian girl invites you over for anal
Kim Lee asked me to come over and fix her BROKEN TOILET
by DaddyKnows December 1, 2016
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Mixed Broken Language

Also known as MBL, it is a set of text written in a way that one may consider it to be broken English, but it also uses words from other languages. There is no punctuation or regulation of any kind applied to MBL, just do whatever
A-“Is you an americas?”
B-“no but are you from a non-English speaking country?”
A-“oui mein komrade”
B-“You speakin’ in mixed broken language?”
A-“si”
by Just a human on this planet October 4, 2017
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broken

to find out if a kid is broken hang out with them they will act silly and weird but not bad weird they are nice

if you yell at them for something they did wrong they will act silly but eventually they will break down and cry

because of this they become depressed so do not ! please I were like this once
broken
by this isnt sam November 21, 2020
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I've Broken

It’s never, “good job, you won all your games again!”

It’s always, “next time…” or “you can do better if...”

It’s never, “are you ok?”

It’s always, “Stop being a baby”

Your sister yells, “Go away, I don’t need you!!”
It’s “Its ok Hunny, calm down”

But when you say, “can I try one more time?”

it’s, “Well fine, I’m just trying to help

Why

“Mom, I’m sad because someone is bullying me at school…, I don’t feel I’m enough for this world”
“Not again! You can’t have the same problems as your sister.”

“Hunny, your sister is having a hard time at school, be nicer to her, maybe do her dishes today”
“But mom, I have volleyba-”
“THAT ENOUGH, BE NICER, BE BETTER, BE perfect”

Perfect, that’s a funny word.

per·fect

“having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be.”

Ok I can do that

Clean the house. Walk the dogs twice a day. Do the laundry. Make the beds. Make dinner and lunch.

That’s perfect

“Chloe, can you please help me, it’s your day for dishes and I’m cleaning the rest of the house”

“Later” or “no”

No, That’s the easiest word in the human language, yet so powerful.
by cassydassie November 9, 2020
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