dick shaving

The art of forcing your penis into a mechanical or electrical pencil sharpener.

Mark used to be 7 inches, but after his dick shaving he’s a solid 4.

by Mr. Chef of TF2 February 2, 2018

Sticky Dick

When you pull the condom off and the sperm is all over your dick.

"OOH SHIT I just got the sticky dick!"

by Mery ger February 24, 2018

Dick Sucker

A person who acts gay, but they say they not

Hey dude, your a dick sucker

by Trickster Number 13 July 2, 2016

Covid dick

The opposite of whisky dick.

When a male is deprived of sexual intercourse due do covid or other uncontrollable actors of god but, not typically prone to premature ejaculation.

Bekah: last time he lasted forever but , i don’t know...last night was awful! He must have had Covid dick.

Karen: Covid dick?

Bekah: He nutted in me like right away!

by Zilliondollar July 2, 2020

Dick Snipper

A insult that sometimes is meant to imply that the insult-e is a homosexual. Other times it can be used to refer to someone as a idiot, douche bag, or a flat out dickhead.

Jack: "Dude, the color of those jeans don't go good with that shirt."

Bill: "Shove it, Dick Snipper!"

by Dursirreal734 April 22, 2010

dick squash

Somebody who is constantly ruining the fun. A person who rarely adds anything positive to the situation.

"Wow, Tyler is such a dick squash. I literally have never been more bummed by a human's presence."

by Mboyj February 2, 2017

Prison dick

Term used for ultra violent type of rape that uses no lube

Also used when being metaphorically fucked by another individual

Rape committed in prison by inmates to establish dominance over others

Unwanted flirts and/or general discussion about sexual acts

I'm telling you, Jenny keeps hanging out with them, flirting like that, she's gonna get that prison dick.

Dude, my manager just dropped everything on me, she just threw me a prison dick.

Oh, look at the fresh meat over there acting like he owns this place, Peaches is definitely going to be giving him the prison dick welcome.

Look, can't he tell she's not interested and he just keeps hitting on her and trying to get her to go with him, prison dick this prison dick that.

by HIV+Kandy June 24, 2016