Fortnite Kid

Another term for a fatherless kid

Kid 1: look at that Fortnite kid!
Kid 2: I heard his dad left him when he was 2

by MCbossboy21 January 11, 2024

Kids Head

Someone who gets themselves in anything but a peachy situation

I feel like a Kids Head compared to you

by Babes83 September 7, 2017

territorial kid

someone who nags about THEIR spot.

Those some territorial kids, always bragging about the pool spot and how they found it and it's theirs.

by monster b boy July 18, 2010

Choir Kids

Either the most sunshine people on the face of the earth or edgy toxic little waste of a human being

Micheal: Should i join choir?
Johnny: Nah those choir kids are so toxic

by Goblin10532 March 2, 2022

Says the guy with kids

Who thinks that an immortal reality-man spoke to the Jews 2000 years ago and made him the boss of everyone and the only way for sex to be "moral" is for it to approximate incest.

Hym "Says the guy with kids. He also thinks HE is immortal. But I don't think they ever intend for GOD to be an actual guy. I think GOD is a status and the covenant in Genesis 17:2 is this: HE agrees to do what the church says and IN EXCHANGE he gets to tell ME what to do. If HE does THE OPPOSITE of what the Bible says... HE gets forgiven but if I don't do what it say... MY sins DON'T get forgiven. That's the religion. The entire religion is 2 people making a deal behind your back and agreeing to make you their slave. That's the whole thing. And no, there doesn't need to be an alternative. If you say that sticking your dick into a mouse trap makes society work better... I don't need an alternative to say that sticking your dick in a mouse trap is dumb and has nothing to do with how well society works."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

Winter Jacket Kid

A "Winter Jacket Kid" is a term made for the really weird, smelly kids at any school. Usually they're pretty “heavy” or look like they could be snapped like a twig.

(They also have pretty bad personalities such as being : aggressive, dishonest, irresponsible, and or arrogant.)

Basically the weird kids that wear winter jackets all year EVEN IF IT ISNT WINTER??

P1 : Dude, this guy is SUCH A WINTER JACKET KID

P2: I know right, in class he always take off his shoes—eats his toe jam, earwax, and boogers…

P1: EWW- WTF

by VARIOUSVICIOUSVERSIONS June 1, 2023

Highlighter Kid

a child (normally between the ages of 2-10) who is obsessed with bright neon colors (usually green). these children are usually autistic.

example:

kid one: yo i really fuck with these team jerseys, the bright green really compliments their colors

kid two: omg tony stfu you highlighter kid

by That_PUH9898 December 18, 2023