Ketchup fart

when you fart and a bit of blood comes out as if you was squeezing an almost empty ketchup bottle

**guy farts**

guy: I'm bleeding out my ass, I think I got ketchup fart

by Vilo x3 July 12, 2021

Smokin’ Farts

When a sports fan can no longer jump around in excitement while watching games because their team’s season ended & now has to sit & watch other games on the couch while breathing in their own farts (because they can no longer jump around their house in excitement). Depression from their team being eliminated causes them to become immobile on their couch during all following games.

Brett is gonna be smokin’ farts the rest of January since his favorite team just lost to their biggest rival in the playoffs. He no longer has the ability to get up & fart away from his wife while watching other games as he’s too depressed. Now his wife will inhale his farts as well, unless her team is still alive as she’ll watch in another room.

by JohnnyDarkEyes January 12, 2026