Used when someone starts acting up and you need them to calm down. “Chill on the kid” can sometimes be used in a lighthearted way (Example 1 below). The phrase can also be used in a serious setting when you need someone to stop doing what they’re doing (Example 2 below).
Example 1:
Dan: “John’s snapping the same girl over and over for the past few minutes just tell her you like her already”
John: “Yo chill on the kid”
Example 2:
Adam is seriously annoying Brad
Brad: “Chill on the kid”
Dan: “John’s snapping the same girl over and over for the past few minutes just tell her you like her already”
John: “Yo chill on the kid”
Example 2:
Adam is seriously annoying Brad
Brad: “Chill on the kid”
by AmazingAkAk February 15, 2024
Kids who played Minecraft back when it was super popular, before Tommy "Intuit" Innit sent his British goons out to take over Mojang's HQ. Minecraft kids are usually slightly overweight, pale as hell, wear prescription glasses, and always have the name "Alex," which they practically invented. They are usually found in caves, in-game or real life, trying to find diamonds.
Alex: I love Minecwaft!
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.
Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.
Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.
by greensnake September 10, 2024
usually a 8 - 12 year old (in worse cases it can go up to 19) who watches too much dream smp. this is one of two possible types of dream stans, one is a kid who wants to desperatly recreate dream smp but end up making a fool of oneself.
teacher: jacob you're partnered with caleb
jacob: oh shit im paired with a minecraft kid
caleb: would you be interested in joining the insanity smp? we're on season 3 and its really interes-
jacob: OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP TRYING TO RECREATE DREAM SMP AND GO PLAY LITTERALLY ANY OTHER GAME OTHER THAN MINECRAFT FOR A GOD DAMN CHANGE!!!
jacob: oh shit im paired with a minecraft kid
caleb: would you be interested in joining the insanity smp? we're on season 3 and its really interes-
jacob: OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP TRYING TO RECREATE DREAM SMP AND GO PLAY LITTERALLY ANY OTHER GAME OTHER THAN MINECRAFT FOR A GOD DAMN CHANGE!!!
by chlorine eater November 26, 2022
A shitty unskilled lowlife garbage scum of the earth, a worthless child with lack of brain nor friends. Sitting on their fatasses mashing the b button as they throw their worthless lives away eating their 30th slice of pizza in one day. These people have no place in society and are nothing but a disgrace to society belonging to the trash we step on
by adkfkeoeodff June 27, 2022
by Liam B Kensey October 10, 2017
"Heyyy instagram! today My teacher was like 'do ur work' and i was like lmao lol omg hail nah and then I made my ex bf mad at me by shoving him to the ground. omg thats sooooo funny. that's my instagram post for the day, im so popular now so byyyy!
by xXanonymousleoXx June 27, 2022
A nickname given to Sir Kier Starmer by some in the UK after he decided that he didn't want to support Free School Meals anymore.
Have you heard, Sir Kier Starmer has u-turned on Free School Meals. He's more like Sir Kid Starver now!
by CatRyBou July 06, 2024