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When you rub your mixed (preferably nigerian and hungarian) cock (also preferably smothered in smegma) against a cheese grater with reckless abandon, then take the shavings of dick cheese^2 and make an authentic queso sauce and invite all of your latin american friends over for Taco Tuesday and serve your authentic dick queso sauce to all attendees. Then, while the queso is still in their mouth, throatfuck them until ejaculation and shoot the dick cheese queso cum on their faces and lick it back up
'I went to this dude's taco tuesday thinking i'd have some delicious food but instead I just got a dirty amar (the cheese grater)'
by chezCHEZwoah October 13, 2025
mugGet the dirty amar (the cheese grater)mug.

Cheesing somebody

When somebody cums on your face like cheese whizz. Usually more tasty though
Christine: omg Brian cheesed me so good last night
Angela: what is cheesing somebody?
Christine: when he cums on your face like.. soo much and it’s so good
Angela: I wish I could have tasted it
Random person nearby: oop-
Christine: da fuq
by Vsco Boy September 28, 2019
mugGet the Cheesing somebodymug.

cheese

cheese is a magical number
cheese is a magical number
by wozonkarat May 3, 2020
mugGet the cheesemug.

Holy Moly Cheese Cannoli

An exclamation, when your numpty cousin john's kids are around and he doesn't want you swearing in front of them, but you just stubbed your toe so flipping hard and you gotta react in some way, but little timmy is two feet away and john is looking right at you so you have to say them that gets as close to the satisfaction of yelling "FUCK" really loudly after stubbing your toe but- ... what was i talking about?
*stub toe*
"HOLY MOLY CHEESE CANNOLI"
by younerd July 24, 2023
mugGet the Holy Moly Cheese Cannolimug.

Cheese

IT'S FUCKING CHEESE!
UR A FUCKING CHEESE
by Dude-from-shrek-5 January 31, 2022
mugGet the Cheesemug.

Bare Cheesed

by BareCheese February 8, 2025
mugGet the Bare Cheesedmug.

Cheese Grater

When you repeatedly rub your balls on a chicks face so fast that your pubes fall off
Callum: did you cheese grater that bitch today bro?
George: Fuck yeah.
by George Leg February 27, 2019
mugGet the Cheese Gratermug.

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