Shoot a cat

Slang for ordering shitty Chinese food

I'm gonna go shoot a cat

by They're watching us September 14, 2019

Cat

A rodent that does nothing but shit everywhere

A cat is a amazing creature

by The Real Bigg daddy June 16, 2019

Sad cat syndrome

A syndrome that cause people to communicate with sad cat memes anf stickers.

Did you see the sticker he sent, I think he has sad cat syndrome!

by Pseudohasan March 24, 2020

Nyan Cat

Some Japanese Cat That Farts in space.

OMG Nyan CAT has no 10000/ subs!!!!! NYA! ME: she's Japanase. You:Ohhhh. OMG

by The Real Windows XP June 6, 2018

Squeeze the cat

Getting your dick squeezed by a woman's kegels

Man, Tim's mom totally showed me how she squeeze the cat last night!

by Doritozkill January 11, 2024

O’Malley the Alley Cat

I like the cheech-a-cheech-chee-roni like they make at home
Or a healthy fish with the big backbone
I'm Abraham DeLacey
Giuseppe Casey
Thomas O'Malley
O'Malley the alley cat
I've got that wanderlust
Gotta walk the scene
Gotta kick up highway dust
Feel the grass that's green
Gotta strut them city streets
Showin' off my éclat, yeah

Tellin' my friends of the social elite
Or some cute cat I happen to meet that I'm
Abraham DeLacey, Giuseppe Casey, Thomas O'Malley
O’Malley the Alley Cat
I'm king of the highway
Prince of the boulevard
Duke of the avant-garde
The world is my backyard
So if you're goin' my way
That's the road you wanna seek
Calcutta to Rome or home sweet home in Paris
Magnifique, you all
I only got myself
And this big old world
But I sip that cup of life
With my fingers curled
I don't worry what road to take
I don't have to think of that
Whatever I take is the road I make
It's the road of life make no mistake, for me
Yeah, Abraham DeLacey, Giuseppe Casey, Thomas O'Malley
O'Malley the alley cat
That's right, and I'm very proud of that, yeah

by Death Menace February 19, 2023

Emoji cat

Emojicats are made of emojis and mostly have hearts as ears, some emoji cats may have spades for ears, while others don't have ears at all. Most, if not all emoji cats have heads and eyes, if an emoji cat is headless, then the creator as either too lazy or made the head too big.

Emoji cat fans:MAKE YOUR LEGS SMALLER BEFORE THE HEAT GETS YA'
30% of the 49% of non-heat emoji cats: ok

by EmojiCatFan January 22, 2024