monkey

an animal

thats a monkey

by h1onabout October 21, 2023

monkey

according to science humans and monkeys are the same thing or very similar

those monkey-like humans were obsessed with sex and food but other monkeys hated that

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

Monkey Buccaneer

When absolutely NOBODY asked!!!!!!!!!!! STFU You Dumb Braindead failed abortion. You got Discord? Search up Monkey Buccaneer in gifs and realize that no one cares.

Teammate: I saw a vigil in the site
You: Monkey Buccaneer tryna find who asked?

by BruhhhhhhhhB:2 March 11, 2021

monkey in a bananna suit

an anology used to describe when someone has to pee reallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bad because a monkey gets extremely excited while wearing his favorite food therfore making him have to pee

i have to pee like a monkey in a bananna suit

by loolooh8tr July 6, 2010

Junkie Monkey

Nickname for people that do drugs and is built like a Junkie

Fucken oath lad, you're a Junkie Monkey looking like that.

by JunkieMonke May 18, 2021

Tea Monkeys

A tea monkey is another name for a gypsy.(humanoid rodents) the name tea monkey comes from there reputation of being the niggers of Europe. Tea=Europe, monkey=nigger

Jeff: Ah Goddamnit!

Elizabeth: What's wrong Jeff?

Jeff:Some fucking tea monkeys stole my wallet, now I can't pay for the hotel

by Superior shaft Sam October 31, 2020

Monkey Moment

A short period of time where all logical, common sensical, and reasonable thinking ceases to exist.

Elijah: says to officer who pulled him over* You're the same cop who pulled me over last time!
Officer: *looks at Elijah like he's retarded*
Dylan: You know, I really thought he might have just let us off with a warning until you said the stupidest shit I've ever heard you say
Elijah: Sorry, I just had a Monkey Moment

by euheuc January 2, 2023