wipe down the banister

To masturbate. Usually said by someone with a large penis.

Chuck had an off night at the bar, so he had to wipe down the banister.

by aveman0204 June 14, 2016

Ravel down

1.To take ones self out of a harmful or socially threatening situation and into a more gay state. Both definitions of gay apply here.

2. Rimming, destroying, dislocating the anal canal from the rectum of someone.

I really Ravel down Joe last night, I bet he won’t walk for couple days.

by Lyx April 3, 2024

Buss downs

King Crab Legs

Let go to the casino, they have all you can eat buss downs.

by Sicario_da_Vinci January 27, 2024

diamond side down

When you get slapped by someone who has turned their engagement ring over so that when they slap you with their ring it will add +20 strength and +15 bleed damage.

Mark: Don't talk back to me
Jules: *turns her ring over so the pointy side is showing*
Mark: Are you going to hit me diamond side down? I got that for you bitch
Jules: *slaps him diamond side down*
Mark: Whore now I'm bleeding!

by kenndedy October 4, 2022

Tall Trees get cut down

The act of smashing a female who is taller than you.

Homie: ayo fam would you fuck a tall girl?
Homie 2: Hell yeah nigga tall trees get cut down too.
Homie: Facts

by anonymous June 8, 2022

Bitching down the line

The act of someone phoning an establishment or service as a customer and complain unreasonably

The customer who used to moan about the slightest detail wrong with his food at my old job was bitching down the line at my new job tonight about something apparently wrong with his food

by Jack Spank9049 December 3, 2022

Going up the down stairs

1) Having messed up so bad that one has done the exact opposite thing one was trying to do
2) Having accidentally lost progress instead of gained
3) Trying to use the down escalator to go up

“The calming medicine has only made the ape more angry!” hollered the scientist. “We’ve gone up the down stairs!”

The men walked out of the maze entrance, frustrated that all the paths they took had only led them up the down stairs, as it were.

Alice wasn’t very bright at times, seeing as there was many an occasion where she was going up the down stairs at the mall.

by Shocken 2 July 30, 2022